Voice Headquarters raided; articles stolen!

Unfortunately, this month’s Talossan Voice articles have been stolen by radical extremists. Our expert security team is in the process of working to recover them.

Voice shamelessly steals gimmick from hapless defunct paper!!

The Talossan Voice appears to have shamelessly stolen a clever "no articles this month" gimmick from historic Talossan newspaper Støtanneu. This gimmick was used during the editorship of Sir Tomás Gariçéir, from 2002 to 2003. It is unclear why The Voice had to resort to such a gimmick to report the absence of articles, since this is, in fact, another article. Editor-in-Chief Dréu Gavárþic'h had no comment.